NOVELTY 7 Beers With Wrong Woman guitar tab

7 Beers With Wrong Woman by Novelty

NOVELTY - 7 Beers With Wrong Woman guitar tab 

Date: 11/6/97; 12:49:09 AM
From: [email protected] (Gene L. Graham)
Subject: SEVEN BEERS WITH THE WRONG WOMAN


SEVEN BEERS WITH THE WRONG WOMAN
Recorded by Karl and Harty

[D] Seven Beers With The [G] Wrong [D] Woman
We sat at the table for [A] two
The first thing I knew, she whispered
"Oh, boy, I could sure go for [D] you."
My heart beat a [G] little bit [D] quicker
As I held her [D7] sweet little [G] hand
I swelled up with pride, but [D] oh, how she lied
I [A] sure was a foolish young [D] man.

Seven Beers With The Wrong Woman
She made me get up and dance
Around and around we circled
'Til I missed my money from my pants
I asked her if she had seen it
She smiled up at me and said, "No!"
To this day to me, it's a big mystery
I wonder just where did it go.

Seven Beers With The Wrong Woman
Her husband walked in after that
And as soon as he spied us together
He rushed up and gimme a bat
He took me by the seat of my britches
And he shore did jerk up the slack
And then I got tossed, out the door, by the boss
And he told me to never come back.

Seven Beers With The Wrong Woman
It's left me only regret
I guess she was only a-foolin'
When she called me her darlin' and pet
Oh! I wish that the Lord had made Adam
And had never made anyone else
Just one thing I know, the next place I go
I'll buy fourteen beers for myself.